i would cut throats to win this shit
why was that move even called the human centipede, it looked more like a human pillbug
My teacher: How often do you go on facebook?
Everyone: OMG CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: I don’t go on Facebook I read
Teacher: good for you!
ME: Yup…
I repeat: GOOD FOR YOU
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
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